A MOMENT OF MUCH NEEDED HUMOR

With no clue as to who authored this humorous piece seen below, I definitely identify with every witticism referencing persons of a certain age—and just as this clever compilation of optimizations enticed my smile to come out to play, it’s my hope that the same will hold true of your smile, too

Dear Friends,

I JUST discovered my age group! I am a Seenager (senior teenager).

I have everything  I’d wanted as a teenager, only 55-60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have

a driver's license and my own car.

I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store. I like the wine store best.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant; they aren't scared of anything; they have been blessed to live this long; why be scared?

And I don't have acne.

Life is Good!

Also, if you are a Seenager you will feel much more intelligent after reading this: Brains of older people are slow, because we know so much. People do not decline mentally with age; it just takes us longer to recall facts, because we have much more information stored inside our brains than can be retrieved at a moment’s notice.  Scientists believe this also makes us hard of hearing as it puts pressure on our inner ear.  

Also, older people often go to another room to get something, and when we get there, we stand in place wondering what we came for. This is NOT a memory problem; it is nature's way of making older people exercise throughout the day.

SO THERE!

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names. So please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too.

❤️Annie