1434 THANK GOODNESS, I AWOKE WITH REASON TO CHUCKLE!

Thank goodness, Mother Nature, thinking to confer with God, had
A hand in deeming certain organs in our bodies (think lungs, livers and
Skin) capable of self regeneration

Thank goodness, Mother Nature also mentioned the necessity to
Gift our brains with the potential to magically generate brand new cells
Thus saving my think tank from becoming permanently worn to a pulp

Thank goodness, Mother Nature suggested blessing our brains with
Curiosity so as to influence our think tanks to seek answers
To thought provoking questions throughout every stage of life

Thank goodness, Mother Nature, came to realize that two of God's gifts of
Self empowerment (our defense systems and inuitive thought) compete for
Brain space, causing humans to wrestle with inner conflict

Thank goodness, Mother Nature's ability to communicate skillfully
Enabled her to express her perceptions so gracefully as to coax God to
Man up and graciously acknowledge that even omnipotence makes mistakes

Thank Goodness, Mother Nature's gentle persuasions offered God reason to
Assuage the anxiously conflicted minds of mortal beings with the gift of
Magical powers as compensation for afflicting us with inner conflict

Thank goodness, Mother Nature encouraged our Creator to confer upon our
Brains the magical power of creativity, which comes in handy when human nature's
Natural bent toward over-reactiveness tries to wrestle our smarts to the mat

Thank goodness, Mother Nature, knowing that perfection doth not exist
Offered God sound reason to forgive himself for causing good souls
To feel afflicted with wrestling with inner conflict so frequently

Thank goodness, Mother Nature suggested that she, too, had to muster the
Humility to forgive her own imperfections by disempowering her defense system
Which had blinded her from recognizing need to create change for the better, all around

Thank goodness, Mother Nature's insight, conveying need to identify and correct
Her own mistakes, charmed God into gifting every human brain with the potential
To discipline itself by working to develop a powerful line of self control

Thank goodness, Mother Nature, embodying the power of feminine mystique
Knew that humans, being over reactive, would benefit if gifted with the potential
To develop the higher power of (X-ray) vision in addition to the line of control

Thank goodness, Mother Nature had a quiver of insights which struck the bullseye
When God's thunderous reply crackled, like a bolt of lighting, across the entire sky:
WOMAN, THAT'S CRAZY! I'M CREATING PEOPLE NOT SUPERHEROS!

Thank goodness, Mother Nature, rather than taking offense, calmed God's wrath by
Gently conveying her meaning in depth:  The gift of intuition will act like x-ray vision
Exposing why self control, tightening into vice-like inner tension, limits our choices

Thank goodness, God got it and humbly offered mortals three gifts: Intuition, free
Will and forks in the road where we'd ponder upon expanding our narrow attitudes
(Based in anxious negativity born of undeserved guilt) thus liberating existentialism

Thank goodness, Mother Nature's smile sparkled so naturally that God openly
Admitted to having absorbed the value of challenging himself to expand his sights
When his original mindset saw need to expand, offering Adam a soulmate in Eve

Thank goodness, Mother Nature (spying Cain's defensive reactions grow so
Uncontrolled as to kill his brother) chose to brainstorm with God, who'd come to
Agree that two heads, bent toward creating change for the better, are better than one

Thank goodness, Mother Nature and God, brainstorming together, decided to
Gift the brains of future generations with the potential to develop the entire set
Of higher powers, penned above, thus equipping humans to resolve conundrums

Thank goodness, Mother Nature's presence enhanced God's desire to connect with
The soothing effect of woman's intuition, most especially at those times when
His headstrong omnipotence proved more than likely to run blindly into walls

Thank goodness, Mother Nature's descendent awoke, today, feeling my inquisitive
Power of intuition itching to brainstorm with my creative center so as to answer
This question:Am I the first who considered hitching Mother Nature's star to God's?

Thank goodness, Mother Nature's gift of humility suggested that I cast
That question into cyberspace rather than freeing my ego to run away with my
Brain like the dish ran away with the spoon after the cow jumped over the moon

Thank goodness, Mother Nature and I enjoyed sound reason to chuckle rather
Than feeling conflicted while wrestling with the presumptive mindset that God
Created man in his image, making a lesser being of woman, which is untrue

Thank goodness, Mother Nature guides my intuitive sense of creativity to
Seek deeper truths, which light my fire, igniting my eyes to sparkle with
Good natured mischief as I envision God and Mother Nature, hand in hand

Thank goodness, Mother Nature's heartfelt kindness has finally released my
Intuitive spirit to peaceably direct my sunny sense of wholesomeness to cease
Pressing my processor to simplify insights in last week's posts, ad nauseam!