As a unit of measurement, a Jiffy is an infinitesimally brief period of time.
For some reason, this unit of measurement made my curiosity itch
So feeling the need to scratch beneath the surface, I looked jiffy up in Wikipedia
And guess what I found?
I found counless opinions, concerning differing lengths of time
And since more of my life has been lived
Than whatever time I've left to enjoy
I asked myself if this quest
Concerning the exact meaning of jiffy
Was worth expending more time and energy on or not
And here's what I decided ... In a jiffy ...
par nature of this quest est fini
All I need to understand about jiffy is this:
Jiffy is synonymous with really fast
As in:
I need a positively focused change in attitude really fast!
I need to muzzle my temper really fast!
I need the spirit of cooperation to permeate my mind really fast!
I need a simple plan that solves countless problems really fast!
I need to see what others see in me that I can't see ... really fast!
Hey! I know what I need ...
I need five solution seeking tools at my command at all times!
I need:
The three minute miracle
The line of control
The cooperation game
The three step sanity saving problem solving plan
The faces we wear
Now, where in the world can peeps of all ages and both genders
Get a handy dandy set of tools that offers each person in a family a jiffy lube
Which is sure to oil up irritating layers of frustration
Until every mind in the house
Feels as fresh and clean and pliably permeable as a new born babe's???
Oh! For goodness sake!
All a person needs to do is to reorganize the wealth of life's lessons
Which every one of us carries inside our noggins and
If we just write those lessons down in some semblance of order
Uh ... Hold the phone ... What's that I hear you say? ...
You're much too busy to find time
To tackle a project such as that?
Well, guess what, my friend ... this is your lucky day ...
Because tackling that project has been my life's work for years
So if you find this plan appealing and would like to partner up ...
Here's what I have in mind ...
I'll continue to reorganize and record that wealth of lessons and
All you need do
Is to tune into my blog and decide, as with all things that demand your time ...
Which life or love lessons seem most in need of review ...
And by the way ... If you'd shoot me a comment from time to time
That sure would make my day while
I continue to work away at making headway
At a quest as huge as this one proves to be :)
For some reason, this unit of measurement made my curiosity itch
So feeling the need to scratch beneath the surface, I looked jiffy up in Wikipedia
And guess what I found?
I found counless opinions, concerning differing lengths of time
And since more of my life has been lived
Than whatever time I've left to enjoy
I asked myself if this quest
Concerning the exact meaning of jiffy
Was worth expending more time and energy on or not
And here's what I decided ... In a jiffy ...
par nature of this quest est fini
All I need to understand about jiffy is this:
Jiffy is synonymous with really fast
As in:
I need a positively focused change in attitude really fast!
I need to muzzle my temper really fast!
I need the spirit of cooperation to permeate my mind really fast!
I need a simple plan that solves countless problems really fast!
I need to see what others see in me that I can't see ... really fast!
Hey! I know what I need ...
I need five solution seeking tools at my command at all times!
I need:
The three minute miracle
The line of control
The cooperation game
The three step sanity saving problem solving plan
The faces we wear
Now, where in the world can peeps of all ages and both genders
Get a handy dandy set of tools that offers each person in a family a jiffy lube
Which is sure to oil up irritating layers of frustration
Until every mind in the house
Feels as fresh and clean and pliably permeable as a new born babe's???
Oh! For goodness sake!
All a person needs to do is to reorganize the wealth of life's lessons
Which every one of us carries inside our noggins and
If we just write those lessons down in some semblance of order
Uh ... Hold the phone ... What's that I hear you say? ...
You're much too busy to find time
To tackle a project such as that?
Well, guess what, my friend ... this is your lucky day ...
Because tackling that project has been my life's work for years
So if you find this plan appealing and would like to partner up ...
Here's what I have in mind ...
I'll continue to reorganize and record that wealth of lessons and
All you need do
Is to tune into my blog and decide, as with all things that demand your time ...
Which life or love lessons seem most in need of review ...
And by the way ... If you'd shoot me a comment from time to time
That sure would make my day while
I continue to work away at making headway
At a quest as huge as this one proves to be :)
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